Hold The Mayo

This week we recap the Iron Maiden concert, Jay's meeting with Metal Head Mike, Mike's perfectly timed cell phone call, concert traffic, VIP status, and complaining on social media. We also talk about Electric Light Orchestra, 70's perms, pretending to be in popular bands, and wearing sandals in public. We also have a toe nail update, a figure skating foot pain story, and we find out why it's ok to fight high school hockey players and what "ice cream teens" are.

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This week Marie is grossed out by an old dirty band-aid, Jay talks Anthrax shots, they both come up with great fake band names. Then Jay reveals that he is unhappy with his current way of speaking, Marie reveals her disgusting work habits, and she gives Jay the biggest compliment in the shows history. They also take bets on what they think may happen during an upcoming concert, Marie describes her 2 day hangover, Jay introduces "12 Gin & Tonic Jay", and we all realize that positive people are grifters. We end the show with a story about Jay's uncle Carmen, his secret family, and Jay's many repressed memories.

 

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This week Marie starts us off by calling us all douches, recapping her 4th of July goings on including a trip to Newport, Bowzer being charming, and traumatizing a 4 year old. Jay talks about his recent trip to NH where he attempted to hike 31 miles across 8 mountains, black toe nails, dirty hippie hikers, and trail names. They then theorize about why poor people stay in poor living conditions, what may happen at next weeks Iron Maiden concert, and what Metalhead Mike is going to be like when put back into his "natural habitat". They also get into road rage stories, potential family visits, and Jay's sobriety. 

 

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This week Jay is alone and that's never a good idea because he looses his mind about baseball, customer service, teenage kids, patience, and becoming a cranky old man. Then Cole Riel calls into the show to talk about World Motern Day 2017, his boycott of certain concert venues, and his most recent road trip to the south eastern part of the United States.

 

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This week Jay starts off super dad mad about his garbage neighbor, why they have damaged his property, and why he's now itchy. He then apologizes for bullying the dirty family from elementary school, and explains why he's the best thing to come out of the 1980's. He then updates us on the ghost in his house and how he plans to rid himself once and for all. Marie drops a huge announcement about summer concerts, fishing in Newport RI, Doris calls us back, and Marie gets swindled by a fake lady doctor.

 

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This week Jay recaps his trip to Florida including stories about old people, racism, trashy girls, frustration, and early bird specials. Jay calls Doris live, and Marie mutes a call from BTK. Jay also raves about MTV Classic, mashup songs, and the Navy SEAL museum. Marie tells a story about the holocaust museum, the scumbags that work their, and seltzer water. Marie updates us on her 21 day fix diet/ new diet. Then there is a lot of discussion on butter and Marie shits her pants.

 

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This week Marie tells us all about her Monster Jam experience including the average fan demographic, the personal protective gear worn, "lady drivers", and the pre-show antics. We also find out which current NFL player owns a monster truck, who is the "best time Charlie", and we are reminded about drunk sideline interviews. Jay gears up for a trip to Florida, and Marie recounts her recent trip to Chicago including the worst lunch date, sexism, racism, and hot wings with a side of cleavage.

 

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This week Jay starts off all fired up about military ribbons, and ghosts. We also discuss the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, aliens and many other super natural beings. Willy Nelson's braids, classic country, Slim Whitman, blue grass, and 50's standards are debated. Then Marie tells us about getting eye lashes installed, and we explain why you need to ride the school bus in order to learn life lessons.

 

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This week we celebrate Memorial Day by discussing Weezer, the after school activities Marie participated in,  learning French, and their individual experiences in traveling to Italy. They also talk about tv theme songs, Marie's Hispanic wedding outing, Jay's weekend at the beach and being friendly with a lady, and Marie finds out that underwear can be purchased in vending machines in Japan.

 

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This week Jay and Marie talk about the new upgrades to the studio, receiving social media recognition from "real" celebs, Jay's mistake on the white board. Marie talks about her lunch fiasco, her new diet, and goes on a rant about Whole Foods. Jay tells us about the winding down process after a comedy set, the worst part of being a single comedian, and why support is important for success in show business. They also talk about the balance of "working" and maintaining a relationship with non-comedy friends, and we coin the phrase "heavy idiot".

 

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